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Patient: Doctor, doctor. I\'ve come out in spots like cherries on a cake. Doctor: Ah, you must have analogy. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-90990/The-UKs-jokes.html#ixzz2XtBqqMm3 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Faceb

A man goes to the vet about his dog's fleas. The vet says: 'I'm sorry, I'll have to put this dog down.' The man is incredulous and asks why. The vet says: 'Because he's far too heavy.'

 

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I stopped at a friend\'s house the other day and found him stalking around with a fly-swatter Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-90990/The-UKs-jokes.html#ixzz2XtBcYApI Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work at zero gravity. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-90990/The-UKs-jokes.html#ixzz2XtBRNliw Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week so he did same tricks over and over. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-90990/The-UKs-jokes.html#ixzz2XtB8RBDB Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitt
A man goes to the doctor and says: \'Doctor, there\'s a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.\' The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-90990/The-UKs-jokes.html#ixzz2XtAOGXXb Fo